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cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesnโ€™t touch your butt

(via fake-mermaid)

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6 minutes ago

officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck

(via cyberfricking)

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Posted
3 hours ago
Parent:what does a cow say?
Baby:"moo!"
Parent:yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby:"baah!"
Parent:yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby:*whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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6 hours ago

bravedad:

i wonder how many people iโ€™m in the โ€œiโ€™d be down if you askedโ€ zone with

(via sniffing)

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7 hours ago
westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

(via ridiculousmerrygoround)

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Posted
7 hours ago

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

this โ€œb)โ€ is just mike wazovski with sunglasses

image

(Source: jerkofficial, via australiansanta)

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Posted
10 hours ago

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(Source: stressingly, via fvming)

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Posted
14 hours ago
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